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I’M SORRY, THE CAR WINKS??????? BEFORE IT PULLS THAT TURN AND LEAVES????
ineedtoventsohello asked:
We sharing anaesthetic stories?? I had to have dental surgery when i was in middle school.
According to my mom and sister the very first thing i did upon waking up was BOLT upright and proceed to try and shove my ENTIRE fist in my mouth as fast as possible.
I had to be physically stopped, and i proceeded to sob my eyes out for the next 20 minutes. Somehow, i didnt damage anything 🤣
weenie-kun answered:
sorry that imagery is so vivid i just..
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i am! obsessed! with this book from the late ming dynasty about scams to watch out for (esp. if you are a traveling merchant). this guy is like, there ARE immortals who can survive without food but you WILL NOT encounter them because they live alone in the mountains and don't talk to anyone. if a monk comes to your house and claims to not need to eat, it's probably because he's secretly eating human fetuses, or something. eunuchs are invariably corrupt and the court system is useless. however, do NOT try to bribe anyone for a better SAT result for your idiot failson; this never works. nuns WILL try to seduce your wife into cheating on you. if your idiot failson does really badly on the SAT, make sure to have his father's remains buried somewhere with A+ fengshui; this is Guaranteed to work (unless your wife is cheating on you).
funniest part of growing up autistic is when you get old enough to actually read and understand a few peer-reviewed cognitive science and neurobiology articles and after a lifetime of being told that you are inherently worse at reading body language and picking up on nonverbal cues than your allistic peers you finally get a look at their hit rate and it's a little higher than a literal coin toss. unless they think they're experts. then it's lower
